01 / BUY
Congrats, you just tipped the house 10%. Welcome to the family.
10% IN ★ 10% OUT ★ REWARDS GO BRRR ★ PAPERHANDS FUND THE BAG ★ FUCK YOU MONEY ★ $FUCKYOU ★ PONS V2 ★ NO FUCKS GIVEN ★ MAX REWARDS ★ IRS WHO? ★ 10% IN ★ 10% OUT ★ REWARDS GO BRRR ★ PAPERHANDS FUND THE BAG ★ FUCK YOU MONEY ★ $FUCKYOU ★ PONS V2 ★ NO FUCKS GIVEN ★ MAX REWARDS ★ IRS WHO? ★
Launching on Pons v2. Bring a helmet.
FUCKYOUMONEY
10/10 TAX
A 10/10 tax play for max rewards and absolutely no fucks given. Ticker $FUCKYOU. Enough cash to tell anyone to get lost.
LAUNCHING ON PONS V210% BUY TAX10% SELL TAX0% EMPATHY
Robinhood Chain · Pons v2 bonding curve · then locked Uniswap v4. Liquidity gets locked. Your feelings do not.
AUDIT THIS, NERD
FORM 69-F
Spiritual rewards counter · not onchain
$69,420.69
money we taxed out of paperhands (vibes)
It’s a tax. On purpose.
Most coins pretend they have utility. We have a tax and a bad attitude. $FUCKYOU takes 10% on buys and 10% on sells. That cut gets flung back at holders as rewards. You sit. You collect. Sellers pay the tab. That is fuck you money.
02 / HOLD
Rewards hit. Charts go stupid. You do nothing. Elite behavior.
03 / SELL
Beautiful. Thank you for your service. Holders will remember. Briefly.
FORM 69-F
FUCK YOU MONEY RETURN
DECISIONS
NAMEYour bags
INCOMEImaginary
DEDUCTIONCommon sense
REFUNDNone
AUDIT THIS NERD
“If you wanted 0/0 you should’ve launched a charity.”
10 / 10. That’s the whitepaper.
10%
BUY TAX
Entry fee. You’re not special.
10%
SELL TAX
Exit fee. Don’t let the door hit your bags.
01Buy tax → holder rewards. That’s the product.
02Sell tax → holder rewards. Paperhands are a public good.
03Supply 1,000,000,000. Pons standard. One billion. No mystery mint.
04LP locked on graduation. Uniswap v4. Permanently. No rug fanfic.
No 47-page litepaper. No DAO. The tokenomics fit on a sticky note.
Because 0/0 coins die broke and polite.
§1
MAX REWARDS
Fat tax. Fat reflections. You sit. You collect. Elite behavior.
§2
SELLERS FUND YOU
Every exit is a donation. Thank you for your service, paperhands.
§3
THE BRAND IS THE PRODUCT
Fuck you money is a lifestyle. The chart is just the receipt.
§4
WE ASKED ABOUT BEING REASONABLE
The committee voted 10–10. The motion to give a fuck was denied.
How to get taxed (on purpose)
GET A WALLET
Anything that can hit Robinhood Chain. If you still need a tutorial, you are not ready for fuck you money. That’s fine. Become ready.
FUND IT
Bridge a little ETH. Not your rent. Not your kid’s lunch. Degenerate capital only.
OPEN PONS V2
Find FUCK YOU MONEY. Ticker $FUCKYOU. If a rando DMs you a CA, that’s a mugging, not a launch.
BUY. PAY THE 10%.
That’s the cover charge. Welcome to the house. Sellers will pick up the rest of the tab.
⚠ Launches are chaotic. Slippage, snipers, your entry, your problem. We are a website with jokes, not your financial advisor.
Roadmap (we’re not doing a real one)
REJECTED IRS ITINERARY
PHASE 1Launch on Pons v2. Scream.
PHASE 2First seller gets publicly thanked for the donation.
PHASE 3Chart does something. We pretend we planned it.
PHASE 4Merch: I paid 10% and all I got was this lousy bag.
PHASE 5Still no utility. Utility is for coins that can’t take a joke.
PHASE 6Taxes still exist in real life. Coin still does not care.
FILE LATERQuestions we will barely answer
A Pons v2 memecoin with a 10/10 tax so holders get max rewards and sellers fund the party. Enough cash to tell anyone to get lost. That’s the whole pitch. Sit down.
PAY THE TAX.
GET THE BAG.
SHUT UP.
FUCK YOU MONEY · $FUCKYOU · 10/10 · Pons v2